Public urination shocked every train passenger in Dalian, China

Dalian is a historical seaport in China. The heavy flow of sea traffic has brought her prosperity. But recently the focus of city was a young man urinating in a train compartment. The absurdity of the incident even shocked other cities and provinces.

It was a nice evening on 6 Jan 2019, many office workers were heading home on a local train. A young man with a stench of cheap beer joined the homing white-collars on one of the train compartments. As the doors slowly closed, the man calmly unzipped his pants. He began to urinate in the middle of the packed train. The urine hit the floor like a waterfall, accumulating into a golden lake as he emptied his reservoir-like bladder. As the train accelerated, puddle dismantled, radiating into all directions like the stinking chemical effluents. Completely shocked, the passengers ran in full speed just like beach-goers fleeing an unexpected tsunami. After the disgraceful water discharge, the man slipped his smartphone onto the rivers of urine. Smashed by the rapidly approaching meteorite, the urine splashed to every corner of the train compartment. The man then laid on the empty chairs, falling asleep.

Thanks to the omnipresent monitoring system in China, the man was soon identified and arrested. He was charged with public indecency and disruption to order of train. The shocking incident generated heated debate on the internet. "I was there and luckily I ran fast enough. Otherwise he might have spilled his dirty urine on me." according to a bystander. "Such a watersport player. He must have been drunk." a comment by another netizen. Anyway, the man was arrested and punished.